Maybe you didn’t know this, because the people who are publishing this Russian game certainly didn’t, but Darwin’s book is actually called The Origin Of Species. Nothing says you’re out of your league quite like aiming for the super-smarty-pants science reference and missing. However it could be worse.

It appears this game used to be called D.1.r.T.. I guess it still is worse, technically, since there are no takebacks for game naming, even if it’s a working title and you don’t speak English. You only announce once, and if the best you can come up with is mixing soil and leet speak, well you’ve just not done enough homework.

If you’re looking for a sexed-up version of Max Payne, though…ew. Anyway, if Max Payne in a thong and pigtails spinning around and shooting giant insects sounds like your kind of thing, there’s a year-old trailer after the jump.

Oh yeah, she has a sentient bear backpack, too. It’s like a smorgasbord of whatever. And if it ships tomorrow as planned, that’ll probably be the only thing that goes right. There are actually Daikatana mosquitoes in this movie. Enjoy!

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