Attentive reader and danaplatologist Andrew sent in this link to a video a manly man (from the unmanly-named site GameChew) made of his perfect score in Night Trap.

In case you didn’t know, Night Trap is a Sega CD game that had full motion video of girls in their pajamas. That scandalous motif and Mortal Kombat’s spine-ripping and immolation were hot topics in Congress, and are thought of as the impetus behind the creation of the ESRB, allowing us to have titty oracles and off-screen threesomes in God Of War. Thank you, Night Trap.

I should amend: the big video is an almost perfect run, and there’s a link to the end of a truly perfect run, if you manage to trap all the vampires without also trapping the elite anti-vampire trooper from S.C.A.T. (guten tag to all our visitors from German search engines) in the run-up to the climactic boss battle trapping. And seeing the 100% end makes you realize that the people who made it did in fact have some sense of decency. Oh no, that means the ESRB is a sham!

Look - Night Trap Take 2 [GameChew]

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