EA Revamps Employee Benefit Pacakage Worth Negative Dollars Money

Posted Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 at 1:31 pm by MJG

He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire.There’s lots of benefits to being a rank-and-file EA employee— the satisfaction of being a disposable corporate commodity; the long hours required to complete brilliant marketing-driven projects like Rise of the Imperfects; the respect and admiration of your peers.

But one of those perks is going away! It’s the one where EA gives you the option to buy a share of stock in the company at a price higher than it’s currently valued on the market. At this rate, pretty soon you won’t even be able to have your emails and instant messages scanned for unauthorized uses of the word “union”.

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