Alyx Is A Nerd Succubus

June 9th, 2006

Half-Life: 2, Episode: 1, Boats & Buggies: 0

June 4th, 2006
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Alyx Is A Nerd Succubus

Friday, June 9th, 2006

From Wikipedia: ...they draw energy from the men's hazard suits to sustain themselves.In honor of the second and final day of the Sex in Videogames Conference— the premier event for women to gather and discuss the latest ways to not feel lonely while they masturbate, and maybe some other stuff— the Metafuture Women’s Studies Division would like to present an essay on other stuff— why Alyx of Half-Life 2 is not an engaging character to her peer group women.

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Half-Life: 2, Episode: 1, Boats & Buggies: 0

Sunday, June 4th, 2006

Combine? no, this was the part of City 17 that hosted the World Cup.I’ve seen a lot of grumbling about whether episodic content is worth $20, and what I’d like to know is this: where were you clowns back when they started charging $30 for expansion packs? Because that made me really sad, and clowns maybe could have cheered me up.

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